A simple favor
We need you, dear reader
Here’s the deal: Chronically Online is nominated for a Webby, and we’d love to win so we can prove to our moms that our jobs are real and they should be proud of us.
If you enjoy what we do here, we’d be forever grateful if you’d take a minute to vote for us at that link. If you don’t, we definitely won’t unleash an ancestral curse (dating back to 2007!) that we found lying around in the writer’s room1.
Love, likes, and potential eternal devotion,
The Team at Chronically Online
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There’s at least one deflated alien in it, and a rack full of costumes, because we are professionals.



